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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Thursday April 13, 2006
10:08 PM

Winston SMS وينستن سمس

[ #29319 ]

Dear Log,

«That in turn has acted as a pretext for an official purge of the SMS system in the country. Mr Ahmadinejad has since told his staff to pay close attention to all jokes circulating about him by text. An anti-regime website called Rooz Online claims that under the crackdown[,] the head of the country's mobile phone company has been sacked and four people arrested and accused of colluding with the Israeli foreign intelligence service, Mossad.»

--"Heard the one about the president?": Robert Tait in Tehran

HALP ME PLIS THERE JEWS IN MY TELFON!!! EMMANUL GOLSTN STOLE MY GOOGOOSH RINGTONES BOOM JAIL NUCLEARWAR