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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Tuesday March 14, 2006
03:51 PM

Lucha Libre

[ #28995 ]

Dear Log,

«Around 500,000 Venezuelans will start a four-month military training programme today to turn them into members of the country's territorial guard. They are the first group of a total of 2m Venezuelan civilians who have so far signed up to become armed reservists.
[...]
"Our professional army only numbers 80,000 soldiers, so we would need to use civilians like in Iraq to fight the Yankee forces."»

Arming and training two million South Americans in how to wage guerrilla warfare? Oh my, there's just no way that this could have unforeseen consequences!!!