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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Sunday March 12, 2006
11:24 PM

Surprise twist

[ #28970 ]

Dear Log,

«Muahaha! My plan was ingenius! The communicator we implanted in your head doubles as a bomb. The flak jacket we equipped you with at the start of this mission is another bomb. The bomb we gave you to disable the satellite array is actually two bombs.»