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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Thursday January 26, 2006
07:31 AM

Air Borat.

[ #28473 ]
Dear All Pilots,

If you are going to pilot a CZECH MILITARY JET around Alaska in winter, do not do so in a blizzard. Without filing a flight plan.

And if you do, do not crash the jet.

Into my island.

Three blocks from my house. Narrowly missing the giant oil tanks at the docks.

The airport is on the next island over, folks, NEXT ISLAND OVER. Ya can't miss it, it's got flashing lights you can see from space. Crash there ALL YOU WANT.

People, I'm already living in a Bruce Sterling novel enough as it is, without having an ex-Soviet Aero Vodochody L-39 minijet falling out of the sky on me!

WU-TANG.
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  • How far was this crash from Annabelle's? More importantly, is the restaurant OK?
    • No restaurants were harmed in the making of this crash.

      Other things very narrowly missed: the old folks' home ("Pioneers' home"), a diner, a hotel, a supermarket, and some houses, one of which houses The Big Friendly Dog That Patrols The Block. And some people and stuff.

  • I so glad to hear your are not a red flapjack.
  • Czech military jet would be flying over US airspace in a blizzard? I'm glad you're OK. I do hope you ran out to the crash site with a shirt that said "Dude, I'm blogging this!" :)
    • Apparently once Jesus Pope Reagan forever won the War On Communism (Except For Our Friends In China), the Czechs just started selling these planes to anyone who wanted them.

      And so a "company in Las Vegas" bought one, and this supposedly involved a rich idiot who liked to just "take 'er out for a spin" every now and then. Blah blah blah poor life choices blah blah blah Darwin, and BOOM.

      I was actually asleep when it went KBLOOMSKI; but the neighbors have been having some construction done, so I just sort o

  • *boggle*