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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Tuesday December 06, 2005
05:44 AM

A Leisuretown Xmas at Walmart

[ #27871 ]
Dear Log,

«In a sphincters-held-tight culture such as this, little things mean a lot, so when the giant US big box retailer Wal-Mart recently changed a greeting from "Merry Christmas!" to "Happy Holidays!" it drew complaints.»

Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful! Also, there is a special on plus-size Dickies in the menswear section today.