In the "Good Cop Bad Cop" act, I don't remember there being a part where Good Cop investigates Bad Cop. This could all end in tears and/or a fifteen-hundred-page report with a strongly worded yet non-committal executive summary.
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Whiteystan, a Basquemonster totally dissed the King of Spain and has to GET IN THE JAIL. What next, solitary confinement for deriding the Armada? Being sent to Gitmo for mocking the valor of the Emperor Of Malta?