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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Monday October 17, 2005
01:13 AM

Planet Fanfic

[ #27199 ]
Dear Log,

«In late 2000, I spent a day driving around Baghdad with a photographer, collecting pictures of portraits, statues and other representations of Saddam. We spent much of the jaunt in hysterics - especially at an enormous, uproariously camp painting of the great twit in a beige slacks-and-waistcoat ensemble, a bouquet of lilies in one arm, and a white Panama titfer tipped rakishly over one eye.»

I suspect, quite often now, that reality itself is being written by a cruel collaboration between William Burroughs and V.S. Naipaul.