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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Saturday October 15, 2005
05:06 PM

The Ears of Doom

[ #27185 ]
Dear Log,

«One application -- and at this point you can almost hear it going to the bottom of the pile -- was notated, "Short with big ears."»

Man, I wish I could go to Nordstrom University and major in Charismatic Sociopath Studies.