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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Tuesday October 04, 2005
11:51 PM

Könfederaşı of Dunces

[ #27024 ]
Dear Log,

«"I don't follow politics too closely but it will be much better for Turks if we don't join ... European culture is too open and not good for our society ... I don't want to remove my headscarf. If we join they'll make me get rid of it"»

Yes, EU law will require all Thracian hausfraus to dress like strippers.

Hot middle-aged Belgian strippers.