My only regret is that my resignation email was basically "As I mentioned to you in a dream I had five years ago, I am now leaving town to go live in a yurt in Zambia. Bye bye!", simply because I knew that if I sat down and listed even three of the dozen reasons that working at Bobodyne was sheer hell, I would have a stroke and die on the spot.
Altho I was tempted to re-use a friend of mine's letter of resignation:
"It is with a heavy heart and fond memories that I make this decision. The time I have spent here has been invaluable, and you all are so unique. That makes it all the more difficult to say this, but I must: FUCK YOU ALL, I QUIT."