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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Sunday August 28, 2005
03:16 AM

President-for-life Mahir

[ #26483 ]
Dear Chat Log,

Torgo: BAMSKI!

⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: Haw haw haw haw.

⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: Thank GOD someone is crazier than us.

⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: Tippergoreistan

Torgo: wow, his whole "little red book" is online!

Torgo: «This book, written with the help of inspiration sent to my heart by the God who created this wonderful universe I wrote this book containing the nation spirit, its morality and historical immortality.»
Wherever Islam has been, it has left its one true mark: the run-on sentence.

Torgo: «Really the turkmen lands are sacred.  Prophet Noah gave them to hisson Yafes and his descendants - the turkmen nation's ancestors.»
Not crazy at all!

Torgo: Asia is cursed.

⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: Thirty million heavily armed Mormons with bad mustaches.

Torgo: «He wanted the youth to avoid making errors and not to be mistaken. He said: "If elders make a mistake once, their juniors make it a thousand times; if the father makes a mistake, the son makes a mistake; if the mother makes mistakes, the daughter makes mistakes; if the mother-in-law makes a mistake, the bride makes it too"»
What is this, Romper Room?  I see elders, and juniors, and fathers, and mothers, and daughters!

⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: IF A MAN TEAR OUT THE EYE OF ANOTHER MAN

Torgo: ...BE SURE TO VIDEOTAPE IT.

Torgo: In the name of Allah, the ego, the loud, the coked-up day trader.

⠗⠊⠡⠌⠑⠺: Worst.  Caliph.  EVER.