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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Saturday August 27, 2005
05:57 AM

Babies.

[ #26477 ]
Dear Chat Log,

世巛旦旧:  Do you remember the last name of Thusk from back at Bobodyne?

Torgo:  Not offhand, but Skeetmore might remember.

世巛旦旧:  He's a teacher now.

Torgo:  Thusk is?

世巛旦旧:  Skeetmore is. Thusk, however, was a polygamist.

Torgo:  !

世巛旦旧:  You didn't know that? He and his wife were always looking for "friends".

Torgo:  Oh, like a "poly" thing, or a swingers thing or something?

世巛旦旧:  No, like "come live with us and make babies with us".

Torgo:  Babies.

世巛旦旧:  He kinda creeped me out in a "Montana compound" way.

Torgo:  I had no clue. But I DID observe that he consistently made poor "choices" about his haircut and facial hair. I mean, those are LIFE DECISIONS.

世巛旦旧:  And he liked taking naked photos of himself and showing them off.

Torgo:  Showing them off?

世巛旦旧:  Well, they were posted on his website.

Torgo:  Oh, I thought you meant showing them around the office back at Bobodyne. I did once see his web site at some point, and there was no actual COCK there. Just "boudoirey" stuff like this is the mall or something.

世巛旦旧:  Yeah, I think you're right... no cock.

Torgo:  Like Cintra Wilson says, "there is no actual cock behind the rock anymore".

世巛旦旧:  Yup. It's the Kaliyuga alright.

Torgo:  The dregs of time. COBOL everywhere.