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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Saturday February 02, 2002
06:52 PM

Very high-concept

[ #2604 ]

Weird dreams last night:
I dreamt I was at Julia Louis Dreyfus's wedding in Vegas; but I left in a huff because, even though there was vegetarian tsimmis, the tables were on a flatbed that kept going on the freeway, which I found unnerving. My cellphone calls to Julia didn't improve things, even tho I threatened to throw her luggage (just a purse and a white leather miniskirt) onto the freeway.
And beforehand, one of the local Vegas whores, a junkie shemale who claimed her name was "Pepper" and/or "Banjo", was being a pest too.
So I ended up having to drive all the way home from Vegas, which somehow took no perceptable time or mileage at all.

And I dreamt I bought some dishwasher soap and then noticed that the label claimed it could also double for shampoo. I was dubious.

And then I dreamt I was stuffing a pillow full of caviar.

I should get David Lynch's people on the phone. This is all great material -- very high-concept.

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  • Wow...wish I had dreams like that.

    On the other hand, I once had a shampoo that doubled as a body wash, and it was very, very handy. One little tube to take with me into the shower or to the Y or whatever.

    Shampoo/dish soap...perhaps not as immediately handy, but in the long run it would save packaging. :)

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  • Forget Lynch; submit your dreams to Slow Wave [slowwave.com]. Be slightly less mortalized in a handful of free weekly papers!
  • Julia had vegetarian tsimmis at her wedding? Were there any other signs that this was a Saturday night wedding, or was this just a fluke?
    • No, in fact, it was broad daylight, altho actually not hot, which is probably odd for a sunny day in Las Vegas. I didn't have a good sense for what day of the week it was; but then in real life, I often don't.

      And actually, it looked like just a nice fruktkompott to me, but I distinctly heard someone call it tsimmis.

  • > And I dreamt I bought some dishwasher soap > and then noticed that the label claimed it > could also double for shampoo. I was dubious. Did you check the label closely? ALL-ONE OR NONE!