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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Saturday May 14, 2005
04:27 AM

For The Love Of Nascar

[ #24687 ]
Dear Log,

I hereby swizzle you with two hypertext blocks of mirth!

«
YOUNG MAN: Yall ain gun draf me in Army or nun, iyyaw?
RECRUITER: No! There's no draft in this country!

[...]The Army is now spending nearly $100 million a year to sponsor outreach events like professional bull riding, rock concerts and NASCAR races.
»

And: