Torgo: I'm watching the American adaptation of The Office.
Chuvmey: How is it?
Torgo: It's an odd mix of looking shinier, and looking so over-done that it's like something from Univisión. Vérité camerawork meets Bumblebee Man.
Chuvmey: SABADO GIGANTE
Torgo: And at a commercial break, a blurb for this. I hope Bill Pullman gets well paid for this dreck.
Chuvmey: I'm glad that this apocalyptic religious thriller has FRED DURST in it.
Torgo: I didn't see that. Because of HYSTERICAL BLINDNESS.
Chuvmey: He's a nun. She's a physicist. THEY'RE COPS.
Torgo: Starring Kathee Lee Crosby and Kathee Lee Gifford in a role that will surprise you! This fall, on the Dumont Network!!!
Chuvmey: stabbing self in face
Torgo: "KATHEE, I THINK I'M PREGNANT!" "NO, KATHEE, I THINK I'M PREGNANT!". With Oprah as Missy Yee.
Chuvmey: Left Behind: The Untold Buttocks
Torgo: Oh man, this Office thing is creeping unhappily toward American Pie territory.
Chuvmey: And this one time? at band camp?
Torgo: Hosing teethmarks off of the scenery. I'm amazed they didn't bring back Michael Richards in a goatee or something. I'm here to do diversity trailing WHOOPS A BANANA.
Chuvmey: With special guest star Eugene Levy as Pazuzu, Lord of the Flies.
Torgo: "Pazuuuuuzuuuuuuu you!" "Whaaaaaa!"
Chuvmey: Entertaining cameos by the Queer Eye guys and Anna Nicole. Music by Yellowcard and Good Charlotte.
Torgo: I want a show that consists entirely of spinfades.
Torgo: I'm worried that there will be product placement at any moment.
Chuvmey: Mysterious guest appearance by Dennis Miller who mentions Del Taco five times
Torgo: I am going to show you a link about a show that I just saw a promo for, and it will make you stabby. NOW!