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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Thursday February 24, 2005
10:26 PM

KISS THE TIP

[ #23368 ]
Dear Log,

To whoever's running the planet-wide laff trak tonight, I say: heads up, we're coming up on an "awwwww" moment in the continuing saga of Bush's favorite skank-ho / security breach, to be found in this review of his hustling before he made the horrible descent into gran journalismo: Dear Log,

«"If you're looking for a hot, hard, large sized, forceful top, this man is it. Oh yes and he does kiss."»

[Cue awwwwww.wav]

Now if only Gannon would go back to being a lovah, instead of being a Fascist collaborator.

Instead, Gannon shows that, like Ignignokt, he is now full of religion -- the popular religion of consequence-free smarm, which nonspecifically erases either his hypocracy and harm, or his hot angry M4M sex, depending on what you want him to want you to believe:

«"People criticize me for being a Christian and having some of these questionable things in my past," he said. "I believe in a God of forgiveness."»

President Stifler is apparently without comment on the issue.