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TorgoX (1933)


"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Tuesday February 01, 2005
08:13 PM


[ #22973 ]
Dear Log,

The achievements of Canada are many. But highest among them, I count this:

When an American columnist has a psychotic episode, the results are horrendous, and usually involve loudly praying for holy H-bombs to fall on all those Mexican Arab superpredator gay-married deadbeat gang-member welfare crack moms in Congress.

But when a Canadian has a print-mediated nervous breakdown, he still manages to mostly be coherent, and to say things like "The Bush administration has managed the nearly impossible: to turn democracy into a disreputable slogan", until eventually pulling his jacket over his head and hiding under his desk and sobbing "why doesn't Quebec like meeeeee?". It's cute! And civilized.