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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Thursday December 23, 2004
09:05 PM

Comprised primarily of a three-foot sword

[ #22437 ]
Dear Log,

«Sneed was also arrested last November and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He allegedly chased a former employee with a three-foot sword, according to a news report in the Dallas Voice, a gay newspaper.

Sneed dismissed the EEOC complaint of racism, noting that his organization is comprised primarily of African Americans.»

--"Fiery black gay official removed from AIDS panel"

Has Eugene Ionesco come back from the grave and started writing fake news stories!?