«Characteristics of the American conqueror:
- Liar like the Baathists, if not more
- Stubborn like a mule, if not more
- Hates clever people and the educated and capable ones, as if he were the very one who taught this to Saddam
- Loves the game of switching the electric power off and on again and practicing this sly childish harmful game on the Iraqis
- In his heart, he hates every Iraqi, Muslim, Christian, Baptist, Arab, Kurd, or even Turkman or Assyrian because the history of these peoples and their civilization is seven thousand years old, not two hundred.
--"Iraq 182": From graffiti seen in Baghdad and its environs between March 2003 and August 2004
Momma always tole me nobody ever solved nuthin with a run-on sentence.