«The forthcoming Hollywood adaptation of Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy is to sacrifice many of the film's anti-religious sentiments in an effort to avoid a backlash from America's Christian right.
"There may be some modification of terms. You will probably not hear of the church, but you will hear of the Magisterium. Those who will understand will understand."»
DEAR JESUSFILMS INC, I AM WAITING FOR AN AFTERSCHOOL SPECIAL BASED ON JERKCITY.