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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Monday November 08, 2004
05:11 AM

The fat man desires eunuchs

[ #21756 ]
Dear Log,

To file under "sore winners":

«Rock-ribbed Republican Grover Norquist, president of Americans for Tax Reform, proffered a solution, telling us that Democrats must accept the finality of their powerlessness. "Once the minority of House and Senate are comfortable in their minority status, they will have no problem socializing with the Republicans. Any farmer will tell you that certain animals run around and are unpleasant, but when they've been fixed, then they are happy and sedate. They are contented and cheerful. They don't go around peeing on the furniture and such."»

-- "Reliable Source"

Carpetbagger adds:

«So, Norquist, who believes the Estate Tax is morally equivalent to the Nazi Holocaust, calls WWII veterans "anti-American," and believes "bipartisanship is another name for date rape," believes we've all been effectively neutered. This, coming from the same man who will be working alongside Karl Rove and Tom DeLay to drive the Republican agenda in Washington for the next couple of years.»