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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Saturday October 30, 2004
01:01 AM

Things you have really always known

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Dear All,

These are things you have really always known:

* Ann Coulter's cover is that she's a political commentator.

* Her deep cover is that her and Camille Paglia used to be lesbian lovers. Leprous hermaphrodite schizoid lesbian lovers.

* But the reality is that Paglia and Coulter are both seven-hundred-year-old aliens. They breathe carbon monoxide and eat only styrofoam and electrical tape and cocaine.

* If ever their jaws stop moving, their necks and eyes will blister and bleed.

* They were sent from the future to save us from Robin Williams and Robbie Williams.

* Neither of them have any eyelids. Neither of them know the alphabet past the letter "K".

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  • Ann Coulter also has no reflection. Or a soul.

    She does, however, have delusions of higher brain function.
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    "Cake or Death!" .... "Cake please"
  • is the among the first to get shot or pulled apart limb by limb when the crowds start rioting after the 'elections' on tuesday.