«'There are only three categories of people who are not protected by political correctness and therefore you can say anything bad you want about them,' Vittorio Messori, Italy's leading Catholic writer told Il Messaggero, 'Catholics, smokers and hunters'. »
Smokers give you cancer, Catholics are members of a medieval cult run by a dictatorial celibate hunchback in drag, and hunters wave guns around and kill animals for fun.
And Soylent green is made of people!!! OMG!!!
Put me in the Euro-Parliament Funkadelic now. I require this.
(Psst. Fascism. Pass it on.)