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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Monday October 11, 2004
02:21 AM

The theoretical limit of dorkitude

[ #21288 ]
Dear Chat Log,

Torgo: Vfffffkkkkkhhhk

PernodAvenger: what the who

Torgo: It's the contributors-list for this kookoo scifi "wordbuilding" site

PernodAvenger: help

PernodAvenger: these guys are the theoretical limit of dorkitude

Torgo: they are indeed breathtaking

Torgo: I think we saw this site ages ago before it was at the current level of BRILLIANCE

RonJeremyExceptNormalPenis: "Other interests include Professional Wrestling (favorite wrestler: "The Game" Triple-H) and Karaoke (favorite song to do: "Beat It" by Michael Jackson, which I put my own unique spin on). All his stories contain a generous amount of knock-down-drag-out action and steamy sex scenes (where appropriate)." aaaaaaaa aaaaaAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAH ohgod sob

Torgo: The pictures totally complete it.

Torgo: seeing these dorks is almost enough to make me go get contact lenses.

PernodAvenger: hahahaahahahaahahaa

Torgo: Quick, guess the gender of who wrote this: "I am a Writer and Artist forming words and art with lines that go beneath the surface of humanity. When I draw lines I define form and shape, thus enhancing the compositions by creating rhythm. By deepening dimensions of space, the lines become intuitive and bring order into my chaotic universe."

PernodAvenger: that's the chick, dude

Torgo: See, there's just no WAY somebody named "Keith" could've written that.

PernodAvenger: four poems of an esoteric nature

Torgo: Cosmic Peggy Hill.

Torgo: oh NO

Torgo: "University of NORTH FLORIDA" is the four scariest words I've ever heard.

Torgo: It's Room 101 in verbal form.

BadGuyFromTron: The Internet has given millions of people around the world the chance to lead lives of really loud desperation. I have mixed feelings about this.

Torgo: one of the biggest contributors

Torgo: Theodore Kaczynski with a net connection, therefore happier, not explody. I guess. But not someone I'm eager to run into at the library.

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