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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Thursday August 12, 2004
05:41 PM

Tiberium

[ #20381 ]
Dear Log,

«In her bondage gear, Asako becomes Arshura and uses her hypnotic powers to turn average women into her obedient slaves. She only seems to be able to accomplish this one at a time, but that suits Asako's needs just fine. Her evil scheme is to use her henchwomen to have orgasms and harvest sperm that they then turn into magical floating gems that fly out of their womb through their stomachs. Asako harvests the gems like Tiberium and uses them to fuel and expand her own magical abilities.»

--Something Awful's Hentai Game Reviews: "Jewel Knights Crusaders"

Oh Japan! I can't stay mad at you! (On the other hand, everyone else can, and does.)

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