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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Friday July 23, 2004
06:31 PM

Dynastics

[ #20027 ]
Dear All,

As Kommissar of your horrible future, I have decided to rename all the modern presidents in a dynastic lineage starting with Nixon:

Nixon I ("Nixon the Progenitor")
Nixon II (Ford)
Nixon III (Carter)
Nixon IV (Reagan)
Nixon V (Bush Major)
Nixon VI (Clinton)
Nixon VII (Bush Minor; Gore as Antinixon, during the Squism)
Nixon VIII (Mariah Carey)
Nixon IX (Drew Carey)
Nixon X (Snicket)
Nixon XI (Oprah.com)
Nixon XII (Kermit D. Frog)
Nixon XIII (Sudsy the Urinal Cake)
Nixon XIV (Sudsy the Other Urinal Cake)
Nixon XV-XIX (the baskets of hissing feral kittens)
Nixon XX (Olsen and Olsen)

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