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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Saturday July 17, 2004
06:52 PM

Thursday's missing time

[ #19903 ]
Dear Log,

Thursday I experienced one of those "missing time" experiences so well-known to UFO abductees. At about noon, I left the house to run some errands, went to the store for a few things, and came back and it was 5pm! A puzzlement.

With some thought, I managed to retrace my steps -- yes, between here and the store is the library! With careful hypnotic regression (actually, someone merely said one of my triggers, the phrase "Schwartzenegger administration", and I had a seizure), I recovered the repressed memory: I entered the library. I read things. I did! It was like stepping into a mythic past, where books are lined up on shelves and people read them. I know it's all so far-fetched, but I ask you to believe this story, even though it doesn't involve aliens molesting my ass with sensors.

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