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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Friday July 16, 2004
04:35 PM

I HAD A STRIZZOKE IN MY BRIZZAIN

[ #19896 ]
Dear Log,

So the other day I'm enjoying one of our San Diego summer days up here in the SE Alaskan islands, and I'm main street (except it's not called "main street", its name changes five times as it goes, like someone fleeing a credit fraud charge).

And I'm going along, looking up at the bluff of pine trees where the eagles roost (plotting, glowering). I see a kid coming on a bike, so I make way for him on the narrow sidewalk.

He sees me, and as he passes, he conspicuously does the third-and-ring-fingers-together splayed-hand "W" sign. WESTSIIIIDE!

To quote an old robot saying: does not compute

So, why did MC Pee Pants throw me a sign? OK, I was wearing a baseball cap but it has an orange Chinese character on the front, not a Chuck-D-style Yankees cap.

Why is life eternally 1992 as retold by The Onion?

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