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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Saturday June 26, 2004
09:02 PM

Y0K0 PWN0

[ #19520 ]
Dear Log,

Years and years before she went and broke up one of the most expensive pop bands in history, Yoko Ono was a conceptual artist!

Here's some of her early "instruction poems":

PAINTING TO BE CONSTRUCTED IN YOUR HEAD

Observe three paintings carefully.
Mix them well in your head.

Also,

CONCERT PIECE

When the curtain rises, go hide
and wait until everybody leaves
you.
Come out and play.

Also,

HIDE-AND-SEEK PIECE

Hide until everybody goes home.
Hide until everybody forgets about you.
Hide until everybody dies.

-- Grapefruit: A Book of Instructions

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  • Too bad she never performed the hide and seek piece. Or wait. Maybe she's performing it RIGHT NOW.