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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Wednesday June 16, 2004
05:20 PM

Stupid planetary tilt

[ #19310 ]
Dear Log,

OKAY ENOUGH WITH THE TWENTY HOURS OF CONTINUAL SUNLIGHT. SERIOUSLY. STOP IT. I DON'T "NEED" TO READ OUTSIDE AT 3AM WITHOUT A LIGHT.

ALSO I WOULD LIKE SLEEP OR ELSE I'LL GO KILLDOZER HERE. TWELVE HOURS OF DAYLIGHT IS FINE, SIXTEEN IS PLENTY, TWENTY IS CRUEL AND ANGRY AND AAAAAAAAAA MY BRAIN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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  • First, there's not enough daylight. Now there's too much! There's just no pleasing some people. :-)

  • I'll check back in six months and see what the story is then.
    --
    The great thing about multitasking is that several things can go wrong at once.
    • That's Earth for ya! If you don't like the weather, just wait six months!

      This reminds me of my friend Sheri who was in the Peace Corps in Ecuador, and was once explaining to the kids there that as you get away from the equator, sometimes the nights are longer and sometimes the days are longer. The kids insisted that no, it's always 12 hours of night, 12 of day, and that she was talking gibberish, as if suggesting that sometimes the moon is square.

      Stupid square moon.