«Only in Japan would a popular weekly newsmagazine deem it necessary to exhort the nation's youth to abstain from sexual abstinence: ''Young people, don't hate sex,'' AERA magazine pleaded last month in a report detailing a precarious drop in sales of condoms and in business at Japan's rent-by-the-hour "love hotels."»
I like Japanese people, which is why I think Japan would be a better place if there were fewer of them. More serenity. More nature. More sanity.
Also: tentacle porn.