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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Thursday May 27, 2004
03:41 PM

Juices

[ #18973 ]
Dear Log,

«And indeed, her father does sometimes stray into anatomical explanations: "Males find a female mate and that allows the hypothalamus to activate the attraction juices," he says by way of explaining how he views the God-given order of things.»

--"A Family Business: For the Rev. Lou Sheldon And His Daughter, Marriage Means Only One Thing"

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  • When either all the oil runs out or 'the day after tomorrow' in some form becomes a reality and the only thing they're worried about is survival, they'll be tasty vittles for those who dine on them. Mmmm....tastes like chicken! After seeing that movie tonight it became clear why I'm hoping for a cataclysm such as a terrible natural disaster; aside from cleansing the gene pool, adversity has a way of making people swallow their own bullshit to survive. Some asshole preaching about jesus and homos to people f