I am annoyed by greeters in stores. I don't mean in Japanese stores, with the shy woman shyly saying OHIO at you. I mean the ones that are all up in my grille with the "Hi, my name is Amberrrrr, is there anything I can do to facilitate your retail experrriennnnce?!".
When they do that, I want to furl my cape and hiss and recoil.
But Alaska has found a solution to this. We have invented the ideal greeter.