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TorgoX (1933)


"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Wednesday May 19, 2004
03:13 AM


[ #18825 ]
Dear Log,

I am annoyed by greeters in stores. I don't mean in Japanese stores, with the shy woman shyly saying OHIO at you. I mean the ones that are all up in my grille with the "Hi, my name is Amberrrrr, is there anything I can do to facilitate your retail experrriennnnce?!".

When they do that, I want to furl my cape and hiss and recoil.

But Alaska has found a solution to this. We have invented the ideal greeter.

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