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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Sunday May 09, 2004
10:39 PM

JERK IT!

[ #18685 ]
Dear Log,

I remember the first time I was arrested for whacking off in a porno theater! Good times!

Oh wait. That wasn't me, it was him!

And wait. Again. What the hell. A porno theater? Is this 1975 or something?!

Man, it takes a whole lot of retro to get some street cred these days.

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  • Tangentially, you could say that "Reality TV" itself has caused the demise of still another venerable pervo-pastime: flashing.

    A season on The Real World, or a summer in the park with your trusty trenchcoat-- in either case, its all about waggling your naughty bits around in the faces of a bunch of people who couldn't care less (but can't seem to look away).

    -ubu