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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Sunday May 02, 2004
10:29 PM

Psychedelicatessen

[ #18594 ]
Dear Log,

«What do fundagelicals instinctively oppose? Gay marriage, abortion, gun control, taxes, the UN (and the currently top-rated candidate for anti-Christ, Kofi Annan), withdrawal from Iraq, Michael Moore, Janet Jackson's left breast.»

--"God save America...: The race for the White House will be decided by fundagelicals. That's good news for twice-born George Bush"

Fungeidelicals? What? SHROOMING WITH JESUS?

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  • Is that related to Fundaligionism (Hallelujahgobble!)?
  • I represent that remark. Although, I am in favor of civil unions, and some controls on firearms. I think the UN is a cute little organization that we have no responsibility to follow. Michael Moore is great, he makes Bush look good by contrast. Oh, and Jackson's breast is fine, as long as I am given fair warning.
    • Michael Moore is great, he makes Bush look good by contrast.

      No kidding. I used to think he was great since he seemed to be a spokesman for many of my political views, but like the assinine "why do we murder people to show murder is wrong" argument, he's so full of slipshop logic and sleight-of-tongue that I feel he's an embarrassment to the left.

      Oh, and Jackson's breast is fine, as long as I am given fair warning.

      So you can program your Tivo in time? :)

      • So you can program your Tivo in time? :)

        Not that you could see anything anyway, it was too far away and on a low-res TV ...

        I watched the Super Bowl with my family and nephews and in-laws. I knew MTV was doing the halftime show so we didn't watch, because duh, MTV and these "artists" do a lot of things inappropriate -- IMO -- for young kids. So that was warning enough for me. :-)

        I try to say, "fine, you're not offended by it, so you should be able to watch it," but none of the arguments people have mad