«"[the blast victims] were buried under the collapsing building to die a heroic death when they were trying to come out with portraits of President Kim Il-sung and leader Kim Jong-il." [says the North Korean official newsmonsters]»
This creepy Eurasian religion isn't so much fun anymore. I wanna cash out! What do you mean all the bills have the God-Emperor of Juche on it?! I WANT REAL MONEYS, AND A GETAWAY SPEEDBOAT!