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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Thursday April 29, 2004
04:07 PM

Asian Despot Depot

[ #18554 ]
Dear Log,

«"[the blast victims] were buried under the collapsing building to die a heroic death when they were trying to come out with portraits of President Kim Il-sung and leader Kim Jong-il." [says the North Korean official newsmonsters]»

--"Asia Koreans die 'saving Kim portraits'"

This creepy Eurasian religion isn't so much fun anymore. I wanna cash out! What do you mean all the bills have the God-Emperor of Juche on it?! I WANT REAL MONEYS, AND A GETAWAY SPEEDBOAT!

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