So some kook told me to make myself an Amazon wishlist. So I did, and I absentmindedly stuck on it some stuff I'd been eyeing for a while, including Voltaire's Bastards: The Dictatorship of Reason in the West , which Ignatz had recommended to me.
And SOMEONE bought it for me! I just got it! Spooooooky.
And I've started reading the book and it's weeeeeird. I love it!