Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments
NOTE: use Perl; is on undef hiatus. You can read content, but you can't post it. More info will be forthcoming forthcomingly.

All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report

use Perl Log In

Log In

[ Create a new account ]

TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
  sburkeNO@SPAMcpan.org
http://search.cpan.org/~sburke/

"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Monday February 23, 2004
04:34 PM

Chilling with the Nigerians

[ #17579 ]
Dear Log,

«So I remained uptown, chilling with the Nigerians. The initial glamour of hanging out with all these black guys after spending my adult life in all-white societies, first in school in Minnesota and then in Russia, wore off quickly, but they were pretty interesting cats in their own right. Everybody was broke, and life fairly monotonous. Most of them would smoke blunts daily; only I and one other wouldn't blaze. Over the summer we'd play pickup basketball and go to the gym. I quickly adapted their diet - sometimes someone would cook a stew, but mostly I lived off of one order of fried chicken wings and shrimp fried rice a day, delivered for five bucks by a Chinese dude from Wing Ling restaurant. I played videogames competitively for the first time. After midnight there'd be the cream of reality TV: several dating shows of escalating absurdity. In the latest one, Elimi-Date, one guy meets up with four girls (or visa-versa) and cuts one after each round. The cat-fights and abject humiliation it spawned were things of beauty. »

--"There and Back Again"

The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
 Full
 Abbreviated
 Hidden
More | Login | Reply
Loading... please wait.