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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Wednesday February 04, 2004
04:46 PM

Heinous anchorbong

[ #17215 ]
Dear Log,

I also require that there be a new cable news channel consisting entirely of Morbo, the newsmonster from Futurama. Guest anchors can include, I dunno, Shaye Saint John, RuPaul, some porn stars, Big Bird from Sesame Street, and some stoners trying to read the teleprompter but giggling too much to be able to. Senior correspondant: Tommy Chong. (Is he still in jail, at public expense, for the heinous crime of making bongs?)

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