I also require that there be a new cable news channel consisting entirely of Morbo, the newsmonster from Futurama. Guest anchors can include, I dunno, Shaye Saint John, RuPaul, some porn stars, Big Bird from Sesame Street, and some stoners trying to read the teleprompter but giggling too much to be able to. Senior correspondant: Tommy Chong. (Is he still in jail, at public expense, for the heinous crime of making bongs?)
Free Tommy Chong! (Score:1)
I'm believe so. Of course there's a web site [freetommychong.org] devoted to the topic, though I'm not sure just how up to date it is.