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TorgoX (1933)


"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Wednesday February 04, 2004
05:30 AM


[ #17204 ]
Dear Log,

Seen on Family Guy:

Peter clumsily taps out some notes on a piano, chugs a bloody mary, then fluently plays a ragtime version of "Workin' 9 to 5".

His wife: "Oh my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"

Peter: "That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down, and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!"

Mmmmmm quantifier float.

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