«Once again, you have to ask: was this incompetent casting or clever sabotage? If played properly, Aragorn would overshadow Jackson’s beloved midgets in every scene they share. Thanks to Viggo, the opposite happens: from the moment he meets the hobbits in Bree, Aragorn is reduced to straight-man for lame Pat & Mike routines by that quasi-Celtic comic duo, Merry and Pippin.
Lothlorien-the name alone was sacred. For example, there was a student coop at UCB named Lothlorien; it had a permanent waiting list, just thanks to the name.»
--"Bad Hobbit" -- by John Dolan
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