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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Wednesday February 04, 2004
01:48 AM

Student coop at UCB named Lothlorien

[ #17199 ]
Dear Log,

«Once again, you have to ask: was this incompetent casting or clever sabotage? If played properly, Aragorn would overshadow Jackson’s beloved midgets in every scene they share. Thanks to Viggo, the opposite happens: from the moment he meets the hobbits in Bree, Aragorn is reduced to straight-man for lame Pat & Mike routines by that quasi-Celtic comic duo, Merry and Pippin.

Lothlorien-the name alone was sacred. For example, there was a student coop at UCB named Lothlorien; it had a permanent waiting list, just thanks to the name.»

--"Bad Hobbit" -- by John Dolan

LOOK FOLKS ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKIGN DWARFS.

THE MORE IMPORTANT MATTER IS FOR YOU TO SIGN MY PETITION TO REPLACE THE CAST OF WILL 'N' GRACE WITH ALL BISEXUAL SAMOAN TEENS.

FURTHERMORE IF ELECTED PRESIDENT I WILL END OUR DANGEROUS DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN DRUGS AND WHORES. GOODNIGHT AND GOOD BLESS AMERICA.

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