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TorgoX (1933)

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Wednesday January 07, 2004
10:27 PM

The After Pics

[ #16704 ]
Dear Log,

Even before there was Michael Jackson, there was Jocelyne Wildenstein, a woman who got plastic surgery to look exactly how she wanted, and succeeded:

Jocelyne! Jocelyne! Jocelyne! Jocelyne!
And Amanda Lepore!

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  • Q: What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?

    Jocelyne: Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.

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    mirod
    • Oh no, I find this to be far better: "Well of course you must make sacrifices- I for one lost my peripheral vision after my last cheek implant but I weighed it over carefully and realized I only used it for driving so it was a decision I could live with."