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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Thursday December 18, 2003
10:04 PM

TORGO X

[ #16414 ]
Dear Log,

I am following in the tracks of well-known insane plastic surgery distaster, Michael Jackson, and joining the well-known insane ethnic cult, the Nation Of Islam.

As part of this complusticatory Farrikhation, I am changing my name from Torgo X, which is the SLAVE NAME that THE WHITE MAN gave me. Henceforth I will be addressed by my Farrakhulsive new name: Torgo X.

Anyone addressing me as Torgo X instead of as Torgo X will be implusated as a WHITE DEVIL.

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  • I just love it when you get all feisty! The way your cheeks get all flushed with righteous anger is adorable. TorgoX, you and Jacko are like twins!