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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Saturday November 22, 2003
04:43 PM

Princess Maker

[ #15946 ]
Dear Log,

«On top of all of the statistics in the game you have to carefully monitor what your daughter eats lest she balloon up to the obese weight of 125 pounds and doom you from ever cramming her into anything more risqué than a priest's cassock. Even though it calms her down, you will deprive her of fucking fish because it adds a quarter of a pound to her weight. Besides, locking her in her room for a month straight is a lot cheaper than buying 500 dollar fish dinners and it's definitely a lot easier on the waistline.

Speaking of waistlines, your daughter's waist isn't the only important measurement. For no apparent reason you can force feed your daughter breast-enlargement pills. They don't actually change the way she looks but if you want to jack your dick raw looking at the number representing her tits go up then have at it Pedro. Unfortunately, though the game includes a hips measurement there are no over-the-counter "ass pills" anywhere in the kingdom.»

--Something Awful's review of "Princess Maker", a "hentai game"

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