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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Thursday October 23, 2003
11:14 PM

That Wacky Africa!

[ #15363 ]
Dear Log,

«Suddenly, the seller felt his penis shriveling as a result of sorcery. It was the first complaint regarding the matter. Afterwards, the matter reached the media and this caused sensitivity among many.»

--"Panic in Khartoum: Foreigners Shake Hands, Make Penises Disappear"

I like this article, not so much because it gives me an opportunity to laugh at/with Africans (fine people, if they live), but because it contains the inexplicably funny phrase "Attorney-General Salah Abu Zayed".

Attorney-General Salah Abu Zayed! Attorney-General Salah Abu Zayed! Attorney-General Salah Abu Zayed!

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  • The artical seems to be talking about the mid-east versions of Hee-Haw folk. Country Bumpkins are funny wherever you find them, bless their ignorant, superstitous hearts.

    That reminds me: DON'T TAKE MY COMB!