«Suddenly, the seller felt his penis shriveling as a result of sorcery. It was the first complaint regarding the matter. Afterwards, the matter reached the media and this caused sensitivity among many.»
--"Panic in Khartoum: Foreigners Shake Hands, Make Penises Disappear"
I like this article, not so much because it gives me an opportunity to laugh at/with Africans (fine people, if they live), but because it contains the inexplicably funny phrase "Attorney-General Salah Abu Zayed".
Attorney-General Salah Abu Zayed! Attorney-General Salah Abu Zayed! Attorney-General Salah Abu Zayed!
Not a flattering portrait of muslems (Score:1)
That reminds me: DON'T TAKE MY COMB!