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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Saturday August 09, 2003
10:44 PM

Amnemonics

[ #14026 ]
Dear Log,

This Moslem guy sounds stuck in history. I think he could use some acute haemorrhagic amnesia, so that he, and all Moslems, can get on with living life as life, instead of as just a addenda to History.

An old adage I just made up says:
   Live your life as if you were born yesterday
   and were three thousand years old;
   Live your life as if you were to die tomorrow
   and were to live millennia more.

Alternate advice:
«"You'll know you've been successful if, when you leave, nobody knows who you are," the friend advised. In other words: Keep your head down, stay out of the newspapers, don't make powerful enemies.»

But the words I try to live my life by are: There's always room for Jell-O!

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  • There's always room for Jell-O!

    There's only one thing I can say to that: Are we having fun yet?

    -Dom

  • haemorrhagic adj : of or relating to a hemorrhage

    Hemorrhage n : Any discharge of blood from the blood vessels. (Note: The blood circulates in a system of closed tubes, the rupture of which gives rise to hemorrhage.)