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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Wednesday June 04, 2003
05:20 AM

Filthy filthy hyoomons

[ #12611 ]
Dear Log,

«Junko Tabei of Japan, the first woman to reach the 8,850-meter (29,035-foot) summit [of Everest], told fellow mountaineers she had calculated that over the past 50 years, 1 million liters of human urine had permeated into the Lhotse Icefall, the first phase of the Everest climb.»

--"Everest summiteers discuss human waste at environment symposium"

I'm beginning to see that there is TOTAL truth to my motto: "There is no problem too big, or too small, to solve with a giant orbiting laser". Small-scale solution: vaporize all the ice (water or urine) off of Everest. Large-scale solution: vaporize Everest.

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