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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Sunday March 30, 2003
11:33 PM

Proactive

[ #11325 ]
Dear Log,

While I was inflicting CNN on myself the other day, the newsmodel looked into the camera with 581% infotainment, and read a story about SARS, the latest new disease from the hyoomon swarms in eastern Eurasia. She said that this virus is so dangerous because it's so much "more proactive" than other viruses. Exact quote.

I finally have to ask myself: In CNN trying to be ridiculous, in some sort of Zippy-meets-Yoko kind of performance art deal?

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