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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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Journal of TorgoX (1933)

Monday March 17, 2003
11:59 PM

far' buona face

[ #11083 ]
Dear Log,

When I came out of my hyperbaric torporium this morning, I staggered into the living room, and saw the cat on the recliner, as usual. He woke up, saw me, and started busily cleaning himself.

After all, one doesn't want to look unkempt in front of the help.

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  • ... cats have staff.
  • it's my 2 cats that rule the apartment. Dogs will listen to you. Cats, well they might but only on every 3rd Thursday under a full moon. And then only if I give them catnip. I'm constantly telling my cats to get off the counter, even spraying them with the water bottle. But do they stop? Of course not! It's THEIR house, and they will do as they please when I'm not around. :-)

    Gotta love cats. They're an acquired taste.

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