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TorgoX (1933)

TorgoX
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"Il est beau comme la retractilité des serres des oiseaux rapaces [...] et surtout, comme la rencontre fortuite sur une table de dissection d'une machine à coudre et d'un parapluie !" -- Lautréamont

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Friday February 14, 2003
01:18 PM

Cathedral of Solidute

[ #10587 ]
Dear Log,

"ESR hides out in his cathedral of solitude"

I've been saying for years that ESR is a bargain basement animatronic space probe designed by soft-headed aliens. Like at any moment I expect him to approach a fire extinguisher, with his eyes pointing in different directions, and ask it "Helo hyoomon female, let us engage in consensual adult sex! Where is your EGG SACK? Are you LIBERATED???"

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  • I nearly wet my pants laughing...and now the horror of the thought of having nightmares of ESR humping a fire extinguisher has set in.....